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It’s Little Dicks, Not Micropenis: 2015 Smallest Penis Pageant Was a Big Success [NSFW]

It’s Little Dicks, Not Micropenis: 2015 Smallest Penis Pageant Was a Big Success [NSFW]

“It’s little dicks, not micro-penis,” the reporter from Gothamist was told outside of Kings County Saloon just before the event started

The Smallest Penis Pageant Is Returning to Bushwick for the 3rd Year in Row

The Smallest Penis Pageant Is Returning to Bushwick for the 3rd Year in Row

June is best remembered in Bushwick as the month when the grill finally stays out all weekend, rooftop sunbathing becomes a daily activity and all the delighted residents of Bushwick start taking the A to the Far Rockaways

A Blast From the Dating Past: Kings County Saloon Aims to Find You a Winter Cling This Saturday

A Blast From the Dating Past: Kings County Saloon Aims to Find You a Winter Cling This Saturday

You know that feeling you get on a Saturday night when you can’t remember if your dating profile password was “getmeoutofhere” or “miserableloneliness” and your bottle of Malbec is at its last drop? It’s the sort of feeling that makes you wish dating was less tragic and more entertaining? Well,

It’s Time to Get Freaky at Kings County: A Dark Carnival Coming This Weekend

It’s Time to Get Freaky at Kings County: A Dark Carnival Coming This Weekend

Fall is upon us, and what could possibly be a better way to celebrate it than getting spanked by a vampire clown with a whiskey-bacon caramel apple in your mouth while a “nurse” injects you with jello shots