Fall is upon us, and what could possibly be a better way to celebrate it than getting spanked by a vampire clown with a whiskey-bacon caramel apple in your mouth while a “nurse” injects you with jello shots. Seriously, this could happen to you this weekend, and I promise it will be worth any possible emotional scarring.
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