The Smallest Penis Pageant Is Returning to Bushwick for the 3rd Year in Row

June is best remembered in Bushwick as the month when the grill finally stays out all weekend, rooftop sunbathing becomes a daily activity and all the delighted residents of Bushwick start taking the A to the Far Rockaways

The Smallest Penis Pageant Is Returning to Bushwick for the 3rd Year in Row


June is best remembered in Bushwick as the month when the grill finally stays out all weekend, rooftop sunbathing becomes a daily activity and all the delighted residents of Bushwick start taking the A to the Far Rockaways. It is also the time when they celebrate little dicks.

Back for its third year, Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Pageant will be held at Kings County Saloon at 1 Knickerbocker Ave on June 13, with all of the pomp, booze and schlongs that residents of Bushwick love so dearly. Tickets will be $10, advance tickets $5 and the doors open at 2:30 p.m.

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