What are you doing from January to March next year? Being cold and fretting about slush puddles in Bushwick, you say? Well, I have idea for you. How about being cold and fretting about slush puddles in Berlin instead? How? Well, you can swap your Bushwick room for a Kreuzberg room of Berliner Julian Pinkwart who will be dispatched to New York while serving at the UN. His Craigslist ad says: