Dear Santa…

You know that feeling when you have so much to say about something, you really can’t decide what to say first and you get stuck? Hmm… You’re saying you don’t know that feeling because you’re a great multitasker thanks to all the practice with the rain deer navigation and all the presents you deliver? Well, Santa, I am strongly tempted to say ‘screw you’ but then again, there is a slight chance you exist and as a result of my foul-mouthness, I would be cut short of the presents this year, so I’m not saying anything… Maybe only that, dear Santa, I think… you might be Eric Nelson…