Are you an orphan? Do you hate your relatives? Do your relatives hate you? Are you allergic to turkey or to holiday cheer? Well, no worries, hanging around the neighborhood during the holiday weekend won’t be too terrible, because there are at LEAST five places keeping their doors open on or near Turkey Day for all you misfits.

#1 The Sampler @ 234 Starr St

From the left: Sixpoint’s Resin, Brunswick Mumme, The Brothers Quinn, and the Hi-Res (Photo by Matt Chapman for Bushwick Daily)

Yes, Bushwick’s amazing craft beer emporium is staying open from 3 PM till 11 PM to meet your boozey needs on Turkey Day. Plus, they’ll be running Black Friday specials!

#2 Cafeteria La Mejor @ 191 Suydam St

Cafeteria La Mejor (photo via brownstoner.com)

Boycotting turkey? Get a ham sandwich at this Cuban cafe between the hours of 10 AM and 3 PM.

#3 Post-Thanksgiving Brunch By Montana’s Trailhouse @ 455 Troutman

The day after Thanksgiving, the Trailhouse will be serving a ‘Thanksgiving Leftovers’ themed brunch, including turkey sandwiches. And the day before Thanksgiving, they’ll be throwing a rollicking party featuring the talents of Eli Paperboy Reed.

#4 Bunna Cafe @ 1084 Flushing Ave

#5 Tortilleria Mexicana Los Hermanos @ 271 Starr St

Photo from Yelp

Praise the taco gods, because Bushwick’s best (NYC’s best?)  tortilla factory and taco shop will be slinging their wares all day long.

UPDATE:  Three Diamond DoorOld Stanley’s and Cain’s Tavern will be open all day on Thanksgiving!!