If you have only one spot for some loving hipster snarkism in your Twitter heart, it better be reserved for Hipster Haiku… Because, dear friends, Hipster Haiku is excellent!
“Haiku dispatches from the hipster world capitol. So: bikes, bars, books, boning, bands, beards, bipolars, being broke, bodegas, bedbugs, BBQs, hedonism, ART! Bushwick, Brooklyn, NYC,” says the bio of the mysterious haiku master. The avatar suggests that Hipster Haiku a sexy, snarky female, but you know how it is on the Internet with gender and cat memes.. You can never be sure!
Hipster Haiku tweets a couple of funny and poignant haikus everyday, and fellow local Twitter users have been trying to figure our Haiku’s identity. As far as we know, without any luck! So let’s look at some really cool hipster haikus and the convos that followed, shall we?
The first one contemplates loft living/partying, which may entail some embracing coincidences. Oh, Hipster Haiku, is the universe trying to tell you something here?
passionate post-bash// — //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) October 15, 2012
rooftop kiss-- we rolled into//
PEE! sun rose; shamed us #haiku #Williamsburg #NYC #party #lofts #urine #sunrise
…and one more roof-related tweet:
Roof Professional// — //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) October 15, 2012
I always bring a sheet 'cause//
maybe I'll sleep there#haiku #Bushwick #NYC #lofts #tarbeach #stars #moon #boning
Hipster Haiku frequently addresses important issues that a young hipster has to face in the contemporary society. Like judaism and hipsters:
Free matzoh season!// — //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) October 4, 2012
"Scuse me, are you Jewish?" I'll //
say the prayer sometimes#haiku #hasidim #williamsburg #NYC #sukkot #judaism
…or gentrification and European hipsters:
Mr. Kiwi's packed// — //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) October 11, 2012
with hipsters, duh. But they're all//
EUROPEAN!!!! Huh? #haiku #Bushwick #NYC #gentrification #broadway
…or hipster feminism issues:
blonde, so people think// — //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) October 4, 2012
no hablo Español, so//
I hear juicy bits#haiku #nyc #Bushwick #Ridgewood #eavesdropping #overheardinNY #rubia
…or hipster gay love:
to see gay dudes in// — //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) September 30, 2012
sweaty denim vests is so//
life affirming. LUUUVVVV#haiku #Bushwick #NYC #wreckroom #gay #drag #bushwig
…hipsters and capitalism:
why can't the world pay// — //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) October 2, 2012
me and my friends to just make//
dope shit every day?#haiku #Bushwick #art #capitalism #notforthisworld
…oh, and my personal favorite with a funny reaction by Baroness of Bushwick:
sorry bartender// — //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) September 21, 2012
@haihipster that was me one time - and the bartender gave me half a shot. :/
— Zero Dowry (@GrungyBerns) September 21, 2012
but what can I get with three//
crumpled ones, inc. tip?#haiku #Bushwick #frugal #poor