What can I say about the re-vamped XPO 929 that I couldn’t say about the former Party Expo? Well, there’s a chandelier. And the walls are black! Matte black. As if everything was covered in gaffer’s tape. There’s a pool table. There’s what I would describe as a clear “standing-pod” off to one side, in which you could stand if the mood struck. But most importantly, there’s large bar running the length of the left wall. That’s a huge improvement for anyone who visited the old Party Expo in it’s waning prohibition days, a time when patrons were viciously foo-fooed for BYOBing but then fuck it you’ve already bought a six pack of tall cans so like secret frat boys or teens at a Young Life retreat you periodically sneak off to the bathroom to shotgun a can or two.
