Well, looks like even Madonna moving into the neighborhood can’t even make the Bushwick trains run normal – and if The Madgesty can’t then who can? (If you don’t know I am kidding than you are a bit late to the game. Kidding about Madonna that is, not the trains. They unfortunately still suck). And not to mention the trains are freaking creatures of habit because the service changes always are the saaaame (with a few exceptions) – 0% creative and 100% a total pain.

Here, pick your poison:

M Train: