Who needs a mantra when you can just repeat "please allow additional travel time" while kicking stuff as you text your friends, family and boss telling them you're going to be late to every single goddamn thing you have planned for this weekend?
Ooof! This is NOT our week - between the rain-a-thon just a couple of days ago and the L train's slow daytime service, you would think there would be nowhere left to go but up, right? WRONG! You heard it - the M and J train will be skipping town this weekend and won't be back until May 26 (for what? I do not know
