LOBSTAHS are everywhere! It has become increasingly dangerous to just chill in the streets of Bushwick as several attacks by giant lobsters have been reported on Meserole Street. Yes, lobsters, you heard me right! These lobsters from Maine are not just any lobsters. They are merciless, angry… and what’s worse “they’re are juicy, succulent and extremely delicious,” as Dr. Gus Hungry from the Special Lobster Unit explains in the video. Remember! The only way to defeat them is to eat them!

Seriously, people, foodie sensation, the first annual Lobstah Palooza is coming to our beloved open air venue The Well located in the historic Hittleman Brewery. On September 21 at 3PM at least 1,500 lobsters, driven down alive and crawling the day of from an independent sustainable lobster fisherman on the coast of Maine, shall  be battled by the good people of New York City.  Over the course of seven hours each person attending shall battle 1.25 LB Maine Lobster or Lobster Roll including some scalloped potatoes, fresh corn on the cob, a Brooklyn-rooftop grown green mix and a freshly baked roll – and naturally, copious quantities of melted butter!!