Last season I wrote about going to the Vivienne Tam show for New York Fashion Week. I had a blast at the show being all high profile and whatnot. NYFW is a lot of fun. There was flashing-flashing-lights-lights, champagne, and need-I-state-the-obvious, tons of amazing clothes. There’s heinous clothes, too. I mean, just because something’s on a runway doesn’t mean that it’s worth not making your prepaid phone plan this month. But whatever, we won’t talk about that.

This season I applied for a press pass again, but was late like a jerk so the application fee would have been$100. And you know how rent, student loans, and the need to brunch like a mofo outweighs some cheap champagne and a 10-minute fashion show.

But that won’t stop me from fantasy-shopping like I am going to Lincoln Center today and I had spared the $100. I went to four super-cool the Bushwick stores to try on ALL the clothes because #BUSHWICKSTYLE is the best style and we can’t stop// won’t stop this balling// not that balling lyfestyle. Check out some high-fashion items sourced locally in the ‘wick.