If you have only one spot for some loving hipster snarkism in your Twitter heart, it better be reserved for Hipster Haiku…  Because, dear friends, Hipster Haiku is excellent!

“Haiku dispatches from the hipster world capitol. So: bikes, bars, books, boning, bands, beards, bipolars, being broke, bodegas, bedbugs, BBQs, hedonism, ART! Bushwick, Brooklyn, NYC,” says the bio of the mysterious haiku master. The avatar suggests that Hipster Haiku a sexy, snarky female, but you know how it is on the Internet with gender and cat memes.. You can never be sure!

Hipster Haiku tweets a couple of funny and poignant haikus everyday, and fellow local Twitter users have been trying to figure our Haiku’s identity. As far as we know, without any luck! So let’s look at some really cool hipster haikus and the convos that followed, shall we?

The first one contemplates loft living/partying, which may entail some embracing coincidences. Oh, Hipster Haiku, is the universe trying to tell you something here?

passionate post-bash//
rooftop kiss-- we rolled into//
PEE! sun rose; shamed us #haiku #Williamsburg #NYC #party #lofts #urine #sunrise

— //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) October 15, 2012

...and one more roof-related tweet:

Roof Professional//
I always bring a sheet 'cause//
maybe I'll sleep there#haiku #Bushwick #NYC #lofts #tarbeach #stars #moon #boning

— //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) October 15, 2012

Hipster Haiku frequently addresses important issues that a young hipster has to face in the contemporary society. Like judaism and hipsters:

Free matzoh season!//
"Scuse me, are you Jewish?" I'll //
say the prayer sometimes#haiku #hasidim #williamsburg #NYC #sukkot #judaism

— //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) October 4, 2012

...or gentrification and European hipsters:

Mr. Kiwi's packed//
with hipsters, duh. But they're all//
EUROPEAN!!!! Huh? #haiku #Bushwick #NYC #gentrification #broadway

— //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) October 11, 2012

...or hipster feminism issues:

blonde, so people think//
no hablo Español, so//
I hear juicy bits#haiku #nyc #Bushwick #Ridgewood #eavesdropping #overheardinNY #rubia

— //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) October 4, 2012

...or hipster gay love:

to see gay dudes in//
sweaty denim vests is so//
life affirming. LUUUVVVV#haiku #Bushwick #NYC #wreckroom #gay #drag #bushwig

— //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) September 30, 2012

...hipsters and capitalism:

why can't the world pay//
me and my friends to just make//
dope shit every day?#haiku #Bushwick #art #capitalism #notforthisworld

— //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) October 2, 2012

...oh, and my personal favorite with a funny reaction by Baroness of Bushwick:

sorry bartender//
but what can I get with three//
crumpled ones, inc. tip?#haiku #Bushwick #frugal #poor

— //hipster haiku// (@haihipster) September 21, 2012

@haihipster that was me one time - and the bartender gave me half a shot. :/

— Zero Dowry (@GrungyBerns) September 21, 2012