Evan Haddad

@evan_haddad88

Last week, we asked our readers to reveal some of the most intimate details of their love lives and steamy sexscapades. 

We wanted to know how often you got down, whether you’ve ever hired a sex worker from Craigslist, or if you’ve contracted an STD/STI. We also wanted to learn more about your fetishes, fantasies, and weirdest sexual encounters in Bushwick.

The 160 replies to our survey told us many fascinating things. While that number is far less than we would have liked, it suggests some general trends that are surely applicable to the sex lives of many Bushwickers. 

Have a look at some of the interesting numbers and testimonies below.

 

 These were the favorite places to meet people in Bushwick for dating and  hooking up:

– Three Diamond Door

– Bootleg Bar

– Tinder

– Booby Trap

 Most people said they’d never gotten an STD/STI. Among those who had, these were the most common:

– HPV

– Chlamydia

– Crabs

 Here are some quotes that sum up the most popular secret fetishes people have:

“Being dominated in a really aggressive manner.”

“I’m not secretive about my fetishes; hair pulling, choking, impact play, sexpectoration (spitting in someone’s mouth or vice versa), bondage, roleplay, shibari…”

“Being wrapped in saran wrap”

“If a straight guy who texts back is a fetish, than that”

“Public/forbidden sex”

“Threesome”

 Here are some of the weirdest sex encounters our respondents have had in Bushwick:

“Met someone at three diamond door, they came back to my apartment, and was highly intoxicated, and peed in my closet.”

“The weirdest thing is having NSA gay sex with someone and then running into them walking with their GF an hour later.”

“Duct taping a guys balls in his child’s playroom.”

“Soft handcuffs hanging from a 10ft ceiling in a sex dungeon complete with toys & AC/DC blasting… on a first date.”

“Hooked up with a younger guy only to find barcade tokens all over my room the next morning.”

“Tinder date turned threesome.”

“It was our one and only time, we watched the Democratic primaries, then”got to getting”. Her dog was outside the room barking the whole time, so half way she stops gets the dog a treat and then comes back. This happened 3 times.”

Were you surprised/turned on/disgusted by these results? Did your cheeks turn redder than a candy heart, or did something shoot straighter than Cupid’s arrow? Tell us in the comments!

Cover image courtesy of Renee Fisher on Unsplash