Who needs a mantra when you can just repeat "please allow additional travel time" while kicking stuff as you text your friends, family and boss telling them you're going to be late to every single goddamn thing you have planned for this weekend?
This week L is for Ludicrous (no, don't get excited, not Ludacris, although I do love you Luda!) because quite frankly the Bushwick trains can just be so ridiculous and foolish sometimes
Starting late-night this weekend, the L train will run in two sections: 8th Ave to Broadway Junction, and Broadway Junction to Rockaway Parkway, running only every 24 minutes between Broadway Junction and Rockaway Parkway