By Frances Gill, Allison Galgiani with illustration by Jeremy Nguyen
Oh woe, winter is creeping its spindly little lonesome arms around our muffin-tops, and some of us don’t have anyone to curl up with on these cold, cold nights. Dr. Lisa laid out the ground rules for getting laid if you’re a smart, attractive, independent young Brooklyn woman, but what if you’re wallowing in Bushwick-only sorrow and can’t afford a Metrocard?


