Last Call for Wannabe Mr. Smallest Penis in Bushwick!

Have you ever had mind-blowing sex with someone whose penis was so little it belonged in a small penis pageant? Are you are someone who is equipped with said endowment, as well the pride and courage to share your “fun-sized” gift with the world?

Last Call for Wannabe Mr. Smallest Penis in Bushwick!

Have you ever had mind-blowing sex with someone whose penis was so little it belonged in a small penis pageant? Are you are someone who is equipped with said endowment, as well the pride and courage to share your “fun-sized” gift with the world?

Then set aside June 14 for the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant at Kings County Bar! What began last year as a modest show supporting positive body image has become a Bushwick hit, and there are still a few openings for new beloved stars of this year’s pageant.

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