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A genuinely friendly reminder from the NYPD. From https://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/html/crime_prevention/crime_prevention_section.shtml.

Okay, gang, it’s been a week now. We’re hoping that you are finally starting to feel okay about having missed out on the opening-day rush for the latest generation of Apple’s cellular telephone. We understand your pain, but who knows, any minute now that producer could get back to you about your screenplay and you could find yourself suddenly rolling in it, in which case there will still be plenty of gold-plated super-skinny phone units left in the world for you to buy to replace your cracked iPhone 3.

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