We gotta hand it to you, Bushwick – when it comes to your Craigslist presence, you definitely do not disappoint. Sure, you may hawk the same “GORGEOUS newly renovated” apartments, “gently used” secondhand Ikea furniture, and kinky sexual encounters that the rest of Brooklyn has to offer, but we would be selling you short if we didn’t acknowledge the great Craigslist gems that you produce in between – one of which we came across this morning under the events listings in the gigs section of the site after searching “Bushwick.”