If you were wondering if the concerts would ever slow down, you’d ever stop harming your eardrums and saturating your liver, and you’d find some time to actually watch TV, here’s a whisper of reality: it never ends. You’ll have to catch up on House of Cards in your sleep. Till then, check out these excellent five shows this weekend!

#5 Holychild, Monogold, New Myths, & Whitewash at Brooklyn Night Bazaar, 165 Banker St, Williamsburg (FRI 8PM, $FREE)

Free, and very sexy.

#4 THE BREATHING EFFECT (Record Release), MADAM WEST, ACKERMAN, EPONYMOUS @ AVIV, 496 Morgan St, East Willyb (FRI 8PM, $5)

Do you like space music? If so…

#3 Juan Wauters, Nude Beach, Tall Juan, Vox Disco @ Shea Stadium, 20 Meadow St, East Willyb (SAT 9PM, $10)

Juan Wauters’ new album just came out <3!

#2 Crushed Out, Aaron Frazer @ Alphaville, 140 Wilson Ave (SAT 9PM, $?)

Honky-tonk surf duo Crushed Out are going on tour, come send them off with Brooklyn luv!

#1 CONNECT PRESENTS: DADRAS / MESS KID / TRIPLETRAIN / HEADACHES @ Silent Barn, 603 Bushwick Ave (SAT 11PM, $8/10)

….sounds from the New York Underground, from footwork to techno, to electronic psychedelia…..