Perhaps you need a hotel room to finish your popular sex column while your hot boyfriend is (annoyingly) fixing up the floors in your apartment, and the hotel is where you may or may not hook up with your mean, hot ex (OK, you caught me–I was thinking of that Sex and the City episode).

Or more likely your parents from out of town are visiting and your sublet off the Kosciusko J stop is just big enough to fit in one twin-size bed, and so no, you can’t (probably never will) meet the expectations a Midwestern, middle-aged couple who is used to the luxuries of suburban spaciousness.