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Breaking News: Lobstahs Attack!

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Breaking News: Lobstahs Attack!
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LOBSTAHS are everywhere! It has become increasingly dangerous to just chill in the streets of Bushwick as several attacks by giant lobsters have been reported on Meserole Street. Yes, lobsters, you heard me right! These lobsters from Maine are not just any lobsters. They are merciless, angry… and what’s worse “they’re are juicy, succulent and extremely delicious,” as Dr. Gus Hungry from the Special Lobster Unit explains in the video. Remember! The only way to defeat them is to eat them!

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