I love answering questions here, but sometimes you get some that you can’t believe are real. Are they? Who cares if they’re worth thinking about! Here are some good ones. Let me know if you think they’re real or fake. And yes, I know it’s annoying and feels manipulative that I put the word “handjobs” in the headline, but I work hard on this stuff and I want to make sure that you to read it. Also check out this brilliant illustration created specifically for this column by