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Call Me If You Nasty: Fake Missed Connection Ad on Bogart Street Is a Masterpiece by Colossal

"Call me if you nasty," young woman read out loud and broke into laughter

Call Me If You Nasty: Fake Missed Connection Ad on Bogart Street Is a Masterpiece by Colossal
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“Call me if you nasty,” young woman read out loud and broke into laughter. I was walking just behind her and I couldn’t otherwise but start laughing too. New giant missed connection billboard was hanging on a Bogart St building right off the Morgan L train.

“I saw you walking your cat down Bogart Ave like a real man should. I don’t know if you remember me but I am often mistaken for young Janet Jackson. You can find me on the flea market on weekends where I sell my own hand-knitted nipple tassels and home-made jams. Call me if you nasty. 1-844-COLOSSAL”

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