You know what? I’m all out of jokes. Here are your Top 10 Goddamn Concerts of the week.

#10  Yeast of Yules II @ Catland, 987 Flushing (FRI 12PM-10PM, $FREE)

Not only is this a cosmic Xmas celebration, it’s also a shopping and meditation event, and features a 9PM “Set of wintery folk tunes by Antarctica.” All the things you want and need in one!

#9 Porches, LVL UP, What Moon Things, Cantina @ Palisades, 906 Broadway (FRI 8PM, $7/$12)

Get in with the cool kids at this Fri Night show, featuring dreary pop of Porches!

#8  THE ADVENTURES OF THE SILVER SPACEMAN (RECORD RELEASE) w/ BREAKFAST IN FUR | LANDMARKS | SLOP WOP + SIR KN8 @ Cake Shop, 152 Ludlow (FRI 9PM, $7)

Congrats to psych / slackgaze band The Adventures of Silver Spaceman, who release their record this Friday on Capitalist Records. They’re throwing a dope party on the LES to celebrate!

#7 Dan Friel, Peter Kerlin Octet, Charles Waters Trio, Matt Nelson @ Trans-Pecos, 915 Wyckoff Ave (THURS 7PM, $8)

Let Thursday night get a little crazy with the experimental and classical vibes of these 4 bands!

#6 Chumped, Adult Dude, Chris Gethard, Jeff Rosenstock,Cayetana @ Suburbia, 330 Melrose (SAT 8PM. $?)

Dang! A rare show at Bushwick’s own “emo” DIY house venue! Come early to see awesome 3-piece Philly girl band Cayetana start the night out rough, then stay for punk-pop jammers Chumped to headline the night!



#5 Celestial Shore, Grooms, The Teen Age, The Glazzies @ Brooklyn Night Bazaar, 165 Banker St (SAT 8pm, $FREE)

Yet another awesome free show from some of Brooklyn’s best bands at the everfree, evercrowded, evercapitalist Brooklyn Night Bazaar!

#4 No Office Holiday Party @ Littlefield, 622 Degraw st (THURS 8PM, $5)

The perfect party if you’re a freelancer, like much of the Bushwick Daily, staff, and have no official office party! Come network get drunk with some of Brooklyn’s brightest on $3 drinks…and maybe even try some karaoke.

#3 Bluffing, Kal Marks, Two Inch Astronaut, Lady Bones, Big Neck Police @ Silent Barn, 603 Bushwick Ave (SAT 8pm, $?)

An excellent night of “epic eccentro-pop with good ol’ boozy indie rock ‘n roll propensities” (Kal Marks) and “super quick indiepop doo-wop” (Bluffing) awaits you this Saturday at Silent Barn, the DIY hotspot. Bring your earplugs! Thanks Pat from Oh My Rockness for the spot-on descriptors.

#2 GIGAWATTS HOLIDAY BRUNCH PARTY w/ SUNFLOWER BEAN, THE DUE DILIGENCE, HONDURAS @ Baby’s All Right, 146 Broadway (SUN 1PM, $5)

For this great day party, you can choose to partake in the drinking/brunching ($30 for AYCD and an entree) or just show up for the sets–an affordable $5 ticket. Don’t miss Brooklyn’s finest filled to the brim with holiday spirit(s)!

#1 Something Different w/ -PjOE (illumin-S Laser Harp Performance) & Digital Dharma @ Secret Location near Jeff L (FRI 10PM, $15-20)

This party presents itself as “Something Different”– and we are definitely intrigued to see what that means! They promise: notch live musical performances, interactive installation art, gastronomical creations, and of course a freaky dance floor. They had me a Laser Harp Performance…secret location to be announced to ticketholders day of!

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