A Stray Duck Tried to Get on the L Train at Jefferson This Morning

Police had to rescue it from the tracks before a train rolled into the station.

Your Weekend Bushwick MTA Headache: J, M & L Will All Have Reduced Service

Who needs a mantra when you can just repeat "please allow additional travel time" while kicking stuff as you text your friends, family and boss telling them you're going to be late to every single goddamn thing you have planned for this weekend?

The L Train is Going to Be Screwy in Spring (Again)

Oh goody gum drop! January is almost over, we're finally recovering from the Holidays, Spring is somewhere on the horizon and

Your Weekly Train Update: M is for Manhattan Weekends

Your Weekly Train Update: Here We Go Again on Our Own

Your Weekly Train Update: Endless "Service Change" Vortex

Your Weekly Train Update: The Service Changes That Just Keep on Giving (Us Headaches)

Your Weekly Train Update: Spring is for Sunshine, Flowers...and Service Interruptions!

Your Weekly Train Update: Some Things Never Change (Unfortunately)

Your Weekly Train Update: L is for Ludicrous!

This week L is for Ludicrous (no, don't get excited, not Ludacris, although I do love you Luda!) because quite frankly the Bushwick trains can just be so ridiculous and foolish sometimes

Your Weekly L Train Update: L Is for Localized

Starting late-night this weekend, the L train will run in two sections: 8th Ave to Broadway Junction, and Broadway Junction to Rockaway Parkway, running only every 24 minutes between Broadway Junction and Rockaway Parkway

Weekly Train Update: L is for Lollygagging

Your Weekly L Train Update: L Is for "Like!" (But Not Love)

I know that after the sticky situation the L train got itself into yesterday, the last word one would associate with the MTA is "like

Your Halloween Edition of the L Train Update: L Is for Losing My Mind

Your Weekly L Train Update: L Is for Let Us Rejoice! (Temporarily.)

10 Ways The L Train Is Trifling