How to Impress Your Bushwick Date on Valentine's Day (5 Practical Steps)
By Maria Gotay, Chris Heuberger and Katarina Hybenova
By Maria Gotay, Chris Heuberger and Katarina Hybenova
Take your significant other/person you're courting/Bushwickian you met last night on a scenic Bushwick walk. And by scenic, I mean among some of Bushwick's saddest streets. Jefferson street between Irving and Wycoff is pretty bleak, but together you can conquer the loneliness of this urban wasteland. Count forgotten plastic dime baggies, take pictures of warped tires draped upon bushes, try not to inhale too much car exhaust. You might get suddenly afraid by how loud your footprints sound bouncing between warehouses and have to hold hands! ROMANTIC. *Also recommended* Johnson St East of Varick, Locust Street turning into Lewis Ave.
Go to Life Cafe just the day before Valentine's and and enjoy the half price bottle of wine they offer in this Bushwick establishment every Monday. Because cheap wine never failed to put ya in the mood....
...Or take your act on the road and perform at Goodbye Blue Monday's Tuesday Night Teacup Open Mic. If your Valentine survives this, they will survive everything! Just keep it clean.
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