Do you hate Valentine’s Day, but love boobs and comedy? Well then, reader, here is the event for you: this Tuesday, February 16th, Boobs of Bushwick and Bushwick Bears Comedy are partnering to throw a Fu** V-Day Extravaganza at Lot 45.

The Bears are Lot45’s regular Tuesday night entertainers who reliably draw a crowd; with the addition of Boobs of Bushwick, that crowd can expect to see a lot more nipples than usual.

In addition to the bosoms that will be on display, the night boasts a killer lineup of comedians, who will be sharing their best anti V-day material such as tales of bad sex and breakups. The performers include:

Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson from the anti slut-shaming podcast, Guys We Fucked (which is both outrageously funny and currently ranked #21 on the charts right now: watch out, Sarah Koenig!)

Touring comics Greg Stone and Aaron Berg, who broke the world record of most comedy sets done in one night;

Scotland Green, who hosts the weekly comedy show Comedy as a Second Language

Kristin Manna, of the Youtube show ‘Riffin with Kristin & Carolyn,’ a show where Kristin and her co-host interview other comedians and make them feel uncomfortable.

The three hosts are also gonna kick off the night with a live podcast, and in between sets Chiplinsky will DJ. She promises no cheesy love songs, and hints that we may get to hear the tune “He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss)”.

Best known for throwing topless ragers to celebrate breasts of every shape and size, Boobs of Bushwick founder Kate Chiplinsky first met Jericho Davidson and Graham VanBach, the duo behind Bushwick Bears, at a party she threw. Kate got punched in the face, the three of them bonded, and they knew they were destined to host parties together.

Holding this event after Valentine’s Day is intended to be an extra way to “give V-Day the finger.” “It’s post V-day because it’s the anti Vday show,” says Davidson. “It’s about the time when you get sick and tired of Valentines Day and you need a beer, some laughs, and maybe a shot out of a hairy man’s belly button.”

Boobs of Bushwick founder Kate Chiplinsky sums up the plans for the evening thus: “It’s gonna get pretty fucking lit on Tuesday, so show the fuck up, because it’ll be hilarious.”

The F*ck V-Day Extravaganza kicks of at 9pm on Tuesday, February 15th; there is no cover, and there will be new $6 drink specials available at the bar; RSVP on Facebook Lot45 is located at 411 Troutman Street between Wyckoff Ave and St. Nicholas Ave off of the Jefferson stop on the L train.