Have you ever had mind-blowing sex with someone whose penis was so little it belonged in a small penis pageant? Are you are someone who is equipped with said endowment, as well the pride and courage to share your “fun-sized” gift with the world?

Kings County, a small, dark dive bar on Seigel and Bogart, is organizing a rather unusual event – New York’s Smallest Penis Contest

Mercury, Mercury

Bushwick has seen plenty of bizarre nudity over the years–whether it’s burlesque, shows ar Bizarre, smallest dick contest, or an old-fashion strip club Pumps

Pumps isn’t working with a whole lot of space, but the mirrors on every wall give you the sense of hidden corners, side rooms and secret doors