It’s not like I was invited. In fact I was told that this pad is pretty full during Superbowl, and other dudes are even bringing their own chairs. What’s worse, I was even specifically asked not to invite Bushwick Daily readers. So guys, please do not crash this carefully crafted dude night celebrating what my glamorously European, female self thought was “Superball.” Regardless, I am sharing this invitation with all the ladies of Bushwick as a means to explore and maybe someday understand the complicated and fragile soul of a Bushwick dude.
Here it goes: